Ah-hah! There you are.
Mummy keeps separating us. She says you are old and can only tolerate me in small doses and that I'm not gentle.
What does all that mean?
Quick, while Mummy isn't looking I will give you a pat.
(And grab a hold of your ear and pull it.)
Oops, busted.
Hello Mummy. No I wasn't patting him. Honest...
